hickory dickory dock this ***** was sucking my cock when the clock struck two i dumped my goo and left her on the block please help
2006-09-18 12:04:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
andrew dice clay !
2006-09-18 12:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by BIGG AL 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Andrew Dice Clay
2006-09-18 19:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by Page 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Andrew Dice Clay
2006-09-18 19:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Andrew Dice Clay
Nursery rhyme adaptations
One of his most popular routines involved the subversion of traditional nursery rhymes, turning them from child friendly rhymes into sordid sexual encounters. Subsequently, those rhymes became both his most widely-known material as well as the routine he (and many others) most despised.
Some examples include:
Hickory Dickory Dock.
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I shot my goo
And dumped the ***** on the next block.
Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.
Hickory Dickory Dock.
Your mother's a whore.
I'm not your pop.
OH!!
Roll, roll, roll your ****
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick. Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.
Jack and Jill went up da hill
Both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty! That ******* whore!
Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, *****?"
Little Boy Blue...
Hey, he needed the money.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her,
Slapped her twice, across the head,
****** her *** and went to bed!
2006-09-18 19:36:50 · answer #4 · answered by sexylittlemisstweetybird83 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
andrew dice clay
2006-09-18 19:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Andrew Dice Clay , You sick S.O.B.
2006-09-18 19:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by miguelortize 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how about George Carlin???
2006-09-18 19:07:36 · answer #7 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT THEY SAY ANY WHY HE ******* FUNY
2006-09-18 19:26:19 · answer #8 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋