I need some jokes off the old show Hee Haw for a 4-h project!!! And i need them soon becaus the dead line for my project is comin up!!
2006-09-18 11:47:56 · 11 answers · asked by brittany!!! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I crossed an elephant with a gopher." Everybody in unison: "What'ja get?" "Some awfully big holes in the backyard
2006-09-18 11:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by Tom S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hee Haw Jokes
2016-10-01 02:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Haw Skits
2016-12-17 07:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Does anyone have any Hee Haw jokes?
I need some jokes off the old show Hee Haw for a 4-h project!!! And i need them soon becaus the dead line for my project is comin up!!
2015-08-06 15:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That lady singer last night sure did have a large repertoire - but her dress covered most of it."
Corn Field Jokes:
Comment - "I see by the papers up in New York theres a man gets hit by a car every 30 minutes."
Reply - "Bet hes gettin' tired of that by now!"
comment: "You know how to catch a rabbit?"
Reply: "Go in the woods and make a noise like a rabbit."
comment: "I crossed a sponge with a potato the other day."
reply: " Didn't taste to good, but it sure did soak up a lot of gravy."
Some funny sayings: "Woudn't that shuck your corn?
There is more info at the site listed, some skits, etc.
Gosh I loved that show!
2006-09-21 05:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by ewema 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know what a fence and a mini skirt have in common?
The both protect the property but don't spoil the view.
2015-08-23 00:06:58 · answer #6 · answered by Andee 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If a woman can read you like a book, you shouldn't start a library.
2016-03-05 12:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by Mij Urug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you had 25 cents in one pocket and 2 in the other what would you have? I would have on someone elses britches
2016-10-11 12:42:29 · answer #8 · answered by Briki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2015-08-04 12:11:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of all first, I love the skirt!!! People tell me I have nice lower limbs but I still don't wear shorts
2017-03-02 04:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sabrina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋