2006-09-18 10:30:16 · 17 answers · asked by kimgirlscout 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're in a room with no windows and no doors. There is only a table and a mirror. How do you get out?
Answer: You look in the mirror and see what you saw. take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole so you climb through the whole and you're out.
2006-09-18 10:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by isayssoccer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a guy went into his proctologist's workplace for his first rectal examination. The nurse, Helen (new to the pastime), took him to an examining room and advised him to get undressed and to have a seat until eventually the doctor ought to work out him. She mentioned that the rfile might in user-friendly terms be a jiffy. After putting on the gown that she gave him, he sat down. on a similar time as waiting, he mentioned that there have been 3 products on a stand next to the examination table: A Tube of lubricant A rubber glove And a lager while the doctor finally got here in he mentioned, "seem rfile, i'm a sprint puzzled. it extremely is my first examination........ i understand what the lubricant is for ......... and that i understand what the glove is for, yet are you able to tell me what the BEER is for?" At that doctor Dan scrunched up his face in inflammation and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse......... Darn it Helen !!! I mentioned a BUTT easy
2016-10-15 03:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by mcfee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres some for you...a few riddles & some jokes
Twelve pears hanging high, two pears walking by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How could this be? (each was the name of one of the pears)
How far can you walk into the woods? (half way, then your walking out of the woods)
Why is the sky so high? (so the birds dont bumb their heads)
Whats white and goes up?( a confused snowflake)
Whats purple and goes bam, bam, bam, bam? (a four door plum.)
Hope you like these,,,there are a lot of knock knock jokes out there too.
2006-09-18 12:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by kitty K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the man put the car in the oven?
He wanted a HOT rod.
Knock Knock---who's there--Chester- Chester who?_chester minute, I'll go see.
What do you get if you cross a goat & an owl? A Hoot-n-nanny.
Did you hear the rope joke? Just skip it.
Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.
2006-09-18 11:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-21 05:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you fix a broken tomato?
you use tomato paste
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it is too cold outide
Why did the man put the car in the oven?
1)because the cake was in the garage
2)he wanted a hot rod
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
1)He wanted to see time to fly
2) It was broke
Where do pirates keep their hats?
On their buccaneers
2006-09-19 15:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by krayzmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.What do you get when you cross a ram a lama and a dor bell?
A.Rama lama dingdong :)
Give them some tounge twisters!! Like....:
Peter Piper picked a peck of picckled peppers if peter piper picked a peck of pickeled peppers where r the pickled peppers that peter piper picked?
And heres 1 my grandma made up and tought me....:
A touter who taught on the flute tried to teach two tooters to toot said the two the touter is it harder to toot or to touter to touters to toot?
2006-09-18 11:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by Jordan D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
clean joke website beolw.
2006-09-19 18:49:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
2006-09-18 12:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you take a sick horse?
To the HORSEpital.
I phoned the horsepital to see how my horse was doing.
The doctor said he was in STABLE condition.
2006-09-18 13:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋