About two weeks ago I did something that I am not proud of. I live with my mother and my brother. A week ago, for some strange reason my mother decided to try something new for lunch, “Mountain Oysters”. I thought they were some kind of oysters, but they did not seemed like oysters at all, they just looked like big oval white balls, about the size of two softballs. Anyway, when she told us that they were bull testicles….first I was shocked, then started laughing. My brother was just staring at them with a serious face. But then I noticed that my brother begin to blush, and I could not help but to laugh uncontrollable at him, and my mother too. Then she left to do some more shopping. First I was joking with him about the oysters, then got courage and picked up one of the “oysters” to embarrassed him even more. THEN I got a little carried away and without thinking just throw the “ball” very hard into his balls!!! He doubled over to his knees and then fell to the side, his face became pale, he was down for more than five minutes, and the sight of him holding his balls with the big ball just next to him was too much for me, and I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes! He then got up, and was real mad, and just locked himself in his room. He never told my mother, I guess he was too embarrassed. He did not eat the oysters, lol.
I have been asking for his forgiveness but he do speak to me and do not even look at me!, my mother suspects that something is wrong. What can I do?
2006-09-18 10:23:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Wow, there was no need for that. Give it some time and do some grovelling, he'll forgive you eventually.
2006-09-18 10:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jethro 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should be honest about it and tell you mother about what you did, and that you're very sorry for doing it, and that you have ask your brother for forgiveness but he won't speak to you. Ask your mother if the both of you can tell to him, so you can ask for forgiveness of him in front of your mother. You should never play around by hit a guy in his balls. That is the most painful thing to a guy. I can't put it into words, but I have been on the around like your brother gasping for air, that is the most painful thing.
2006-09-18 17:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best thing you can do is to let him keep ignoring you until he figures out that he can't ignore you for ever, and if he did, that would be pretty ridiculous. Once he figures this out on his own, he'll come around.
2006-09-18 17:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by imnotbtami 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would tell ur mom. Then somehow make it up to ur brother. Also tell him that blood is thicker than water and that someday he is going to need u. That always works with me and my cousin is we r fighting.
2006-09-18 17:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Kat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i suppose it would be funny to him if you went in his room and sacked yourself in the nuts with a bull ball
2006-09-18 17:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by It's Robyn! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me know if it's a best seller and If anybody reads all that crap.
2006-09-18 17:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by bunbury 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need professional help, good luck.
2006-09-18 17:28:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How old are you? Give it time.
2006-09-18 17:27:37 · answer #8 · answered by Kay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your dumb and ur family has weird food tastes
2006-09-18 17:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by LaidBack 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so childish....
2006-09-18 17:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sexxssay? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋