1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2006-09-18 10:22:08 · 12 answers · asked by zone 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Is it not funny how you can say that about men, yet if you had said blacks are like stinky rotten watermelon, people would be up in arms screaming how prejudicial you are.Maybe you need to look in the mirror real good and see just what it is you see.
2006-09-18 10:32:30 · answer #1 · answered by windyy 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Women are like dog doo, hear me thru don't interrupt,
It's just the older that they get the easier they are to pick up.
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2006-09-18 10:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ray Nagin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...thanks for the laugh...yeah, I agree.
2006-09-18 11:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by bekkiboo31 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No and if the men aren't legal I'm not answering :)
2006-09-18 10:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No.12 is a bit much... but...Touche
2006-09-18 10:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by robert r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but this is the immigration section, not the man-hater section...
2006-09-18 10:26:30 · answer #6 · answered by gokart121 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
women are like this too
2006-09-18 10:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by david 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't seem too far from the truth. :)
2006-09-18 10:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does that have to do with Immigration?
2006-09-18 10:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
im more like 12 but i am bright....okay fine im not bright sometimes
2006-09-18 10:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋