Funniest comment, best witty retort, most profound question... whatever.
2006-09-18 10:12:57 · 8 answers · asked by Devil'sadvocate 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I asked, did you know on jesus's death cross he recanted and said sorry im not god and man evolved from monkey
within 4 minutes 50 fundies all said how blasphemous i was
twas my greatest triumph
second to that was, if god man made man from dust and clay why is there still dust and clay
50 atheists and agnostics laughed
2006-09-18 10:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i've got written a 17-financial disaster piece of fan fiction. yet once you communicate approximately the style of words, the prize is going to a various piece of fan fiction, it is composed of 40 two,000 + words. on the entire, i've got archived 270,000 + words of fan fiction.
2016-10-17 05:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by janski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing I have ever written here got me a violation notice!
2006-09-18 10:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so many, so many!
There are some that stand out, but I guess I'm too lazy to look them up. I'll just give you my last one.
A girl complained of a friend who's copying everything she does, and asked what she should do about it. My answer was she should jump off a cliff.
You know, that's the argument moms everywhere use: "Well, if Paris jumps off a cliff, are you going to follow her?"
I dunno, it cracked me up writing it.
2006-09-18 10:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The time I proved evolution. Then the fundies had it removed as "inciting hatred". Whatever. Now if I could only remember how that went....
2006-09-18 10:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Toss up between
"If Jesus had been executed by lethal injection, would Christians hang hypodermic syringes around their necks?"
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060912140914AAbHMZY
"is the pope catholic?"
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmaplJAAQ0MiG0kGDEhf0T7sy6IX?qid=20060919014030AAhL5uy
or
"Are you prepared for the second coming of Christ?"
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhxZoS04GsBVXzKs1af_TZLsy6IX?qid=20060822015906AAZE8RY.
You choose.
2006-09-20 16:22:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus loves you.
2006-09-18 10:17:16 · answer #7 · answered by Jay Z 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Why can't I go to hell in peace?"
2006-09-18 10:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋