Last friday i caught my girl flirting with some dirty freeloading illegal immigrant . As you would expect i gave her a good slap but as a result of her selfish antics i have badly bruised my hand . I can't even sign on for my welfare benefitsnow . Should I report her to the police?
2006-09-18 09:50:47 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
There's nothing the police can do about your girlfriend. She's not the illegal.
Yeah I know this is a fake question. Thanks for the 2 points.
2006-09-18 09:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by mxpowertbl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As we would EXPECT? What the hell is wrong with you? I don't know how you were raised or whatever, but slapping a woman for TALKING to a guy is NOT alright. Nor is it the social norm, wacko.
And if you report her to the polie, they'll lock you up instead. Being as they'll have both of you file a report. You'd better hope you didn't leave a mark on her becasue, hey, that's instant proof. I'm surprised she hasn't reported you yet, asshole.
2006-09-18 09:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by Samantha Arsenic 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOU NEVER HIT A LADY NO MATTER HOW SLEAZY !!!that a NO NO anyway why would you report her to the fuzz i mean flirting not exactly illegal sure you should report this illegal immigrant and HEY maybe whale you at it yourself for hitting a woman and now you can tell your friends you've been yelled at by a mad black woman for making up this crap CRACKER!!
*Z snap*
2006-09-18 09:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're just making this up to try and get people stirred up, so there's no use fretting over it.
Just to continue the joke, what charges would you lay against her?
Beating your hand with her cheek? That would really be fun to prosecute! Will you sell tickets to the trial? It could make a good soap opera, if nothing else.
2006-09-18 09:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by old lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frist of all you shouldn't of slaped her!!!!!!!!! You NEVER hit a gurl!!!! How would you feel if some idiot slaped your mother????? And some illegal immigrants are just trying to get a good job so they can send money to their family.......not every one is rich you know.........but if this illegal immigrant had weapons or drugs then report the immargant not your gurl.........sounds like your a little jelous........gurls don't like jelous guys. But if this immagrant didn't have weapons or drugs then don't report him. AND NEVER SLAP YOUR GURL AGAIN!!!! You jerk.
2006-09-18 09:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cruel! Why did you slap her? You had no right to do so. If anyone is to be reported to the police it would have to be you, for abusing your girlfriend. How is flirting illegal? It isn't!!!!!!
2006-09-18 10:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by hannahloulou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My honest advice-
Kill them both and cut their bodies up in little pieces. THEN deliver the remains to the police and tell them the whole story. They really appreciate responsible citizens like yourself. They'll probably give you a reward!
2006-09-18 09:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by Jerry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about I report you for making up ridiculous stories on here so you can get a rise out of people?
2006-09-18 09:54:30 · answer #8 · answered by wrtrchk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn yourself in to the police for slapping your girlfriend
2006-09-18 09:53:11 · answer #9 · answered by silverearth1 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you should report yourself to the police for smacking that poor girl. You must be a real standup guy
2006-09-18 09:51:59 · answer #10 · answered by Stephen R 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋