Do you think you have a quick wit? Type the first random funny thought that comes to your mind and then you can worry about your sanity for the rest of the night. LOL
Those without a silly sense of humour need not respond.
2006-09-18 09:47:40 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cabbage flaps?!
2006-09-20 03:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by dm_overton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Monkey Nuts
2006-09-18 09:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Bill L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever hear the alarm going off in the morning, have a little snooze, get up, have breakfast, go to work, have a bollocking etc.
Then half-way through the day, the fricken alarm goes off so you have to start all over?.
2006-09-18 16:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say Bazonka every day
That's what my grandma used to say
It keeps at bay the Asian Flu'
And both your elbows free from glue.
So say Bazonka every day
-Spike Milligan
2006-09-20 03:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by Beautiful Elmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching TV through one of the holes in a cream cracker.
2006-09-18 11:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Condaleeza Rice in fishnet stockings.
2006-09-18 09:51:22 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just re-read the question and had too much time to think about it so me quick wit has eluded me.
2006-09-18 09:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by banditblue1200 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wobbly green jelly
Stuck on Jamie's nose
Along came the grumblebum
And licked off all his toes
"What to do now?" asked Jamie
"My dinglefax is froze"
Just go and see your VATman
And tell him how it flows
2006-09-18 20:17:58 · answer #8 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boogey pop phantom
2006-09-18 09:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by Nelly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any sanity!!!!!! Mwhahahaha!!!! Pinkie, are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think so Brain, but how are we going to get to that ship in that bottle?
2006-09-18 09:52:42 · answer #10 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋