what if ya pantyline shows, u got a run in ya hose but u realized u forgot ya purse ROFLMAO hahahahahhaha
2006-09-18 08:53:36 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey hey calm down this aint a joke or sumthin' but dayuuuum song lyrics and i found it funny btw this aint english it s yahoolish learn da diffence and dont be a smart azz
2006-09-18 09:02:44 · update #1
**difference even lolololol
2006-09-18 09:06:34 · update #2
HC, judge not lest ye be judged. The word is elOquent, not eliquent. Perhaps you also need an English lesson. Or at least a tutorial on how to use spell check...
2006-09-18 09:24:03 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny D 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The car won't start-it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose
My hair went flat-man, I hate that
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress-I must confess
This could be worse than PMS
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
Honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
Oh, rub my neck will you
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
I'm home, that feels much better
there, are you happy? have fun laughing you a*s off at the entire song, though I don't see why it's funny.
2006-09-18 09:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
And the actual question is????????? Oh, being a pervert are we? If my pantyline shows, take them off and ditto for the pantyhose.
2006-09-18 08:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what if you learned how to speak proper english and could actually impress the opposit sex with your eliquent verbal skills? ROFLMAO hahahahahhaha........
2006-09-18 08:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whew!! Talk about a tempest in a teapot! LOL. You certainly created one! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-18 10:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would go back and get my damn purse, and I don't wear pantyhose so don't have to worry about the runs in my hose....
2006-09-18 08:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by Clints_wench 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would you use points fo something dumb like this?! But I guess my answer would be I would go home and change and grab my purse.
2006-09-18 09:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. FairyLove 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would come up to you and tell you to learn some English.
And oh yes, that is the stupidest joke i've ever heard in my life.
2006-09-18 08:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by puh-lease 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think that its a song by shania twain, and you left out alot of it. weve all been there, guys have bad days too, but they take it out in other ways, we just are well expressed in this song.
2006-09-18 12:21:59 · answer #9 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What, can you press the Check Spelling buttom next time!
2006-09-18 08:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋