Doesn't Tide clean all?

Question

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Answer 1

So sick....... but oh so good .... Sounds like she did what a lot of women feel like doing!

Answer 2

Yeah, Tide should use your story on their commercials. Tide: it washes away those messy murder stains.

Answer 3

Even though that's not a question, I like it enough that I'm *not* going to use the "Report Abuse" link (for the "Not a Question or Answer" category).

In other words... lol

Answer 4

This is soooooooooo awesome -----

thank u thank u thank u

Oh my now I wonder if O J Simpson uses Tide. Holy Cow..

Answer 5

Wow! I did know Tide was good, but not all that good!

Answer 6

LOL. Me like. I loooovvvveeee it! Now, I've just got to show it to my mom....

Answer 7

LOL. Yep. LOL. Good one.

Answer 8

psh. screw tide. WINDEX OWNS