And if so how do I get a job with Santa?
2006-09-18 08:07:03 · 15 answers · asked by Fitty4ex 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Yes, you can immigrate, but getting a job with Santa is a huge undertaking. Talk about paperwork! And the office politics!! However, after three seasons, I got laid off due to an injury (one elf didn't pile the boxes properly and they fell on me; I sued), but life goes on.
2006-09-18 08:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by Five Six Thousand Six Hundred 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure--3 or 4 countries have land within the Arctic Circle, but I doubt if you'd make it at Santa's--you have to be under the height limit, 3 feet, to be in manufacturing, and delivery personnel have antlers and are required to possess the ability to fly (and to be vice-president in charge of delivery, you must have a self-contained facial light source).
2006-09-18 15:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can move to the North Pole but you will be all alone. Santa is dead.
2006-09-18 15:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by Niecy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The north pole is a location not a country. so the answer is NO, but you could go there if you really want to.
2006-09-18 15:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Back Porch Willy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure there would be a few people here who would pay for your journey.
Keep Mama Santa satisfied; Santa's an awfully busy man.
2006-09-18 15:12:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the ice melted and Santa sunk into the sea.
2006-09-18 15:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Sleep deprived 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not!Them hungry Eskimos would get violated by starvation, and eat your silly behind.
2006-09-18 15:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could replace Rudolph. I heard someone shot him because they were hungry.
2006-09-18 15:15:20 · answer #8 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you find oil there, Bush will try to say you have WMD, be careful.
2006-09-18 15:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he only hires Mexican boys though so good luck.
2006-09-18 15:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by billyandgaby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋