It doesn't matter because no matter how many there are, they will spend all their time in the dark, endlessly discussing whether electricty is real and if a lightbulb really makes light and the direction to screw it in.
A little after-lunch joke. Don't take too much offense.
Bless you
2006-09-18 07:50:57 · 20 answers · asked by Love Shepherd 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
3? Why 3?
2006-09-18 07:54:44 · update #1
Sure, go ahead, make fun ... but how do we know the light really, really, needs changing? Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. What makes you think that we can ever know, with 100% certainty, such things?
2006-09-18 07:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by JAT 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1
2006-09-18 07:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-09-18 07:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by dragonfly 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That would have to be a really large lightbulb, or a really tiny set of agnostics to screw in there. How would they get in the lightbulb to screw in the first place? I think I misunderstand the question. :D
2006-09-18 07:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by boris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many believers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter because they will sit around in the dark and pray for God to make the light bulb start working again, rather than take responsibility and change it themself.
Back at ya.
2006-09-18 07:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
what percentage immature, mind-lifeless Reps does it take? A: 100 isn't sufficient; that they'd be so busy arguing about even if the bulb changed into offered from some "liberal" electric powered furnish, or maybe if those rattling "liberals" achieved any exertions on it, or maybe if the AC getting into the progression changed into inherently "liberal" or "conservative," or a million different idiotic issues that had surely no longer some thing to do with replacing the damned bulb.
2016-11-27 22:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Christians:
None
They just kneel down to pray for god to fix the light and spend the rest of there lives in the dark.
My favorite is flies though: same as it takes for flies to screw anyplace, two.
2006-09-18 07:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't seem accurate.
Isn't it the Atheists and Theists that are constantly griping at each other? Us agnostics are usually in the sidelines having some popcorn and watching the fireworks.
2006-09-18 07:58:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's the atheists.
How many Christians:
None of them, they're too convinced they're already in the light despite the darkness their eyes see.
How many atheists:
None of them, they're too busy exploring the interesting quantum effects of a lack of photon density and will whap whoever screws it in.
How many agnostics:
One, who'll screw it in and wonder why everyone's suddenly griping and why he/she just got whapped, so just walks away and goes on with his/her business.
2006-09-18 07:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One. they can see through the dark and shadows to the correct place to be.
and they aren't afraid to look, like Christians and Muslims
2006-09-18 08:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋