Every Sunday it seems people are begging for money on behalf of God.... I think he would be a horrible banker.... it'd all be mysteriously gone before you went halfway around the board.
2006-09-18 07:46:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd have to be the banker. He would keep lining his pockets and claiming I didn't give him enough.
2006-09-18 07:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God steals money from plenty of believers. How many believers donate money to the church on a regular basis? He is a smart business man.... He should be the banker, yes.
2006-09-18 14:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is always the banker in monopoly
2006-09-18 14:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think if you were playing monopoly with God, Monopoly would be a whole different game and there would be no money. In Heaven, no one needs money.
2006-09-18 14:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by auntie_kk3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't play with God. He'd get all the good cards and the dice would always roll in His favor. Besides, He'd want to be the race car and I'm always the race car.
2006-09-18 14:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by Rusty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me. If there were a God responsible for the universe, what a horrible cheat he is.
I'd make him keep his hands visible at all times too.
2006-09-18 14:49:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would want to be the banker. that way there would be no confusion during the game or later.
2006-09-18 14:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a question. I think that is the worst one i've read yet. If god was "real" i think he would have too much important things to do.
2006-09-18 14:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by shirls4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What planet are you from.
Everyone here knows who'd be the banker!
SATAN!
2006-09-18 15:42:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im always the banker
2006-09-18 14:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋