Id tell God fine - cause you know, if I disobey he might throw me into the lake of fire, yeah, thats what we humans call jail on our board but on God's board its called lake of fire.
2006-09-18 07:35:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
@ Ratbrain - but God works in mysterious ways, therefore, he certainly wouldn't feel obligated to specifically enumerate all of his commandments, re: rules, at the inaugural die-roll of the particular Monopoly game in question. But having played Monopoly with God recently, I'll do you a favor:
1. Thou shalt not pass go.
2. Thou shalt not collect $200.
3. Thou shalt not roll doubles 3x in a row, or thou shalt be cast into the lake of fire.
4. Thou shalt not buy the cheap purple ones that are oft-landed upon and easy to hotel-up, for Dem's is Minez.
5. Thou shalt not cheat on luxury tax.
6. Thou shalt not buy properties and mortgage them just so that God cannot have them.
7. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's piece. Also, though shalt not take the car or the battleship, for Dem's is Minez.
8. Thou shalt not pronounce Reading Railroad "reeding" because it's named after a real railroad with is pronounced "redding," thou massive flock of morons thou.
9. Thou shalt not worship the money in the middle that you get from landing on Free Parking.
10. Thou shalt not let a Jew be Banker.
These are God's commandments re: Monopoly.
2006-09-18 07:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
And Boardwalk is the Pearly Gates
and Baltic Ave. is earth probably.. piece of crap Baltic Avenue.
2006-09-18 07:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It I was playing a game with God I'd suspect both of us would play by the rules.
2006-09-18 07:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute question. Let him have the piece of course
2006-09-18 07:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather be the race car than the bag of money anyways. GOD NEEDS YOUR MONEY!
2006-09-18 07:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw a double six.
2006-09-18 07:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd keep the piece. It was rightfully mine first ;)
Me: I had it first
God: But I'm God, you have to give it to me, you selfish *****
Me: Go to hell!
2006-09-18 07:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would keep it real and let him know Our GOD wants us to be truthful
2006-09-18 07:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Young 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont have that problem. No one ever seems to want the thimble. They always want the car.
2006-09-18 07:40:02 · answer #9 · answered by Suraya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No! I'd say can I please have the peice? If he says no I'll say fine. I have to try at least two times if the 2nd time doesn't work forget about it.
2006-09-18 07:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by Charles Darwin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋