act the way I do. The answer is YES!!!! I practice Mariottism, so I worship myself, so it would be as crazy as Christ worrying if he will go to heaven if his religion was true for me not to go to heaven. Would anybody like to join my religion and be saved?
http://www.jaythejoke.com/blog.html
2006-09-18 07:20:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
not Mariott me Marriotti
2006-09-18 07:28:44 · update #1
No, you will not go to Heaven the way you are now. You will burn in the lake of fire for eternity if you don't ask Jesus into your life and confess your sins to Him. I sincerely hope that one day God takes off your blinders, and you realise what a stupid comment you have made here.
2006-09-18 07:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by slim1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will I get a discount at Mariott hotels if i join?
2006-09-18 07:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Following the Bible's word is the only way to get there!!! And if you are so high and mighty, go get your own cross and die for my sins.
2006-09-18 07:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by Leland S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only those saved through Jesus will get into heaven. Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
2006-09-18 07:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by tractor girl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually, heaven's coming to earth.. You have expressed a 'truth' In that Jesus was either who he said he was.. or he was a madman..
2006-09-18 07:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by flowerchilde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's put it this way -- Gabriel Garcia Lorca once said, "He who does not lift his eyes will believe he is the highest point."
Thanks, but no. Why worship something no larger, nor more intelligent, nor more powerful than myself?
2006-09-18 07:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by peculiarpup 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm already a Woody Paigeist
I'm working on a better title..
2006-09-18 07:22:18 · answer #7 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's amazing what God will allow to get one over one's self.
2006-09-18 07:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by Red neck 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trust me, nobody's going to heaven. It doesn't exist. It's all in people's heads.
2006-09-18 07:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not funny, monkey suit.
2006-09-18 07:24:51 · answer #10 · answered by God 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋