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Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What

2006-09-18 07:14:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

I'm telling you just right click paste, and you can add details to finish the joke sweetpea

2006-09-18 07:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1 0

The ending is something so sexually oriented that it isn't appropriate for grade school children.

2006-09-18 09:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0 0

The punch line is, The principle says 'put him in the sixth grade, I got them all wrong'.

2006-09-18 07:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Buck 5 · 0 0

What is the ending???

2006-09-18 08:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Trinity♥ 4 · 0 0

Are you kidding me?? I can't believe I am still reading this...lol

2006-09-18 07:19:32 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 0 0

JUST QUIT WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD....and don't forget to say "to be continued..."

2006-09-18 07:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by 1 3 · 0 0

Somebody please help this person!

2006-09-18 07:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0 0

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