The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade. "
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick y
2006-09-18 07:11:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where's the rest?
2006-09-18 07:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Trinity♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a lot missing but the punchline is The principal says 'put him in the sixth grade, I got all the answers wrong'.
2006-09-18 07:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you run out of room for typing or what happen?
2006-09-18 11:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happened to the rest of the joke
2006-09-18 08:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by Foolishness. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still don't get it... maybe you should just quit while you are ahead.
2006-09-18 07:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you are an idiot!
2006-09-18 07:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋