A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2006-09-18 06:47:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yikes
2006-09-18 06:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by ▐▀▀☼▀▀▌ ☼Sharon☼ ▐▄▄☼▄▄▌ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted this joke 3 weeks ago. plus i have the cartoon video with it. Find another joke to post.
2006-09-18 08:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by lady_kiki_007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, kinda depressing but funny, that would suck so bad!!! i would hate it if that happened to me...lol
2006-09-18 11:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by Shelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry sweetheart told it ♥
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2006-09-18 07:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-18 06:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by Waynes Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!
2006-09-18 07:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by cyrus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
((==== monkey farts rated bad joke
2006-09-18 06:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not that funny
2006-09-18 07:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i heard that, but that would suck!
2006-09-18 06:51:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY!
2006-09-18 07:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋