Paddy and Murphy where driving down a mountain. Paddy was doing about 60 miles a hour and taking the hair pin turns very close to the edge. Murphy turns to Paddy and says, 'I don't like those 'air pin's they frighten me.' So Paddy looks at him and say's 'Why don't you close your eyes when you come to the next turn you won't be so scared.' 'Really?' say's Murphy, 'How do you know?' 'Well its been working for me for the past 5 minutes.'
2006-09-18 06:33:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh
2006-09-18 06:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy, Murphy and Pinch Me were driving by the river, Paddy and Murphy fell in, who was left?
2006-09-18 19:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by kitty K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.k - how about....
How do you make Paddy burn his ear?
Phone hime up while he's ironing.
he he he, I've been rolling that one out for about 10 years!
2006-09-18 13:36:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-09-18 15:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO (laugh my **** of) thats a good one mate well done! LoL!
2006-09-19 06:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by No1MuM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the way ye tell em
2006-09-18 13:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by Andy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHEEH LOLZ.....GOOD ONE 5 BANANAS FOR U~!
2006-09-18 13:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa wa wa
2006-09-19 04:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-09-18 18:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-18 13:35:50 · answer #10 · answered by me! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid
2006-09-18 13:58:00 · answer #11 · answered by GhostB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋