Did he have instructional videos made up?
Were any of them lazy and rebellious? As in "You made us, why don't YOU make more!"
2006-09-18 04:57:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh, I can tell I'm pissing lots of people off today...
but yeah. He put an additive in when he was creating men and women.
Angel: What's that for?
God: It's so they'll be fruitful and multiply.
Angel: Oh. You really are putting a lot of that stuff in!
God: Yep. I want 'em screaming my name!
2006-09-18 05:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
God made the animals and gave them their natural instincts! But there are imperfections among the animals as well as the humans!
2006-09-18 12:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am pretty sure the animals were equipped with their full nature/knowledge no instructional video needed. They just had it all programed in their genes. Now us that is another story O_-
2006-09-18 12:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by momsapplepeye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didnt have to teach any animals nothing God made them for they can already know what to do an God made them perfect until Adam and Eve commit sin
2006-09-18 12:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its fun to ridicule, isn't it?
Nothing like being a Smart-Alek!
The only drawback is you appear like a fool to the 1000's who read your question.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and answer your question seriously.
The answer is ,no.
He did instill in each original animal, what Proverbs 30:24 calls 'instinctive wisdom'.
Perhaps in your terms, it would be called "doing what comes NATURALLY!"
Can you imagine the economical gain in not having to purchase blackboards, chalk, erasures, etc.!
2006-09-18 12:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what, oh what, did he have against salmon? Everyone else gets variations on the "insert tab A into slot B" theory, but salmon have to swim up river, leap waterfalls, lay eggs, and then die.
2006-09-18 12:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one of the videos Noah made, the only thing it taught me is some animals bite....really hard!
2006-09-18 12:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! What a question! I guess if you believe in GOD, then god gave animals a knowledge we don't have.
2006-09-18 12:01:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noah ran sex education classes on the Ark and it's been passed down ever since.
2006-09-18 12:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes he did! And he did it before videos were invented so it was really difficult. He told me it was a real ***** getting the porcupines going. They almost went extinct trying to get it right.
2006-09-18 12:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋