There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
2006-09-18 04:46:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he rang the doorbell with his "ding DONG"
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2006-09-18 05:11:08 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha it heard this one before but it was a man with no arms or legs lol still funny though
2006-09-18 13:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that made me laugh....ive never heard that b4
2006-09-18 18:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Shelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, it's a goodie. LOL.
2006-09-18 18:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA That's funny!!!!!!
2006-09-18 12:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ding-dong!
2006-09-18 13:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by skywarp_38 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha!
2006-09-18 12:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by penwater1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. That's awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-18 11:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-09-18 12:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks that was sooo funny.
2006-09-18 12:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋