i have three nipples. i am unemployed. i am an alcoholic. i have a receding hair line. i have a body odor that resemsles sauerkraut gone bad. i also have bunions warts and corns all over my feet, not to mention my uncontrollable bowels.
so lets recap.i am an unemployed, alcoholic, tri-nippular, balding, bad sauerkraut smelling, spontaneous bathroom going, buinions warts and corns all over feet man.
will you date me???
2006-09-18 04:25:52 · 21 answers · asked by barnabus finkle 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That's good no one will ever marry you...you shouldn't reproduce!! lmao. You should live life to your fullest and then donate your corpse to science.
2006-09-18 04:28:13 · answer #1 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont base my dating on just looks...but my heart does go out to you. Maybe if you used enough cologne(or took a shower) use a bunion cream, stop drinking alcohol and start drinking more orange juice, as well as start looking for a job-you mite just get a date from someone. Oh and you must boost your self esteem up about 100 levels as well-but not to the point where your overly concieted. I wish you the best of luck---
2006-09-18 04:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i will not date you
2006-09-18 06:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like George Costanza
2006-09-18 04:28:11 · answer #4 · answered by Perry N 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find Edna
2006-09-18 04:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to tell you the truth if all that you say you i, i wouldn't thas just playing dirty, but anyway different people like different thinks in people so may be someperson ouit ther will. goodluck.
2006-09-18 04:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by celi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire someone to give you a makeover
2006-09-18 04:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are going to be alone for the reat of your life. You should kill yourself now.
2006-09-18 04:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r funny...but seriously you can try animals..they will usally go for anything
2006-09-18 04:33:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um. probably not, I look after enough people like you at work
2006-09-18 04:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by flashypsw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋