2006-09-18 04:17:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I friggin' KNEW someone was gonna say George Bush.
2006-09-18 04:22:36 · update #1
What's plastic and sits in a belltower?The Lunchpack of Notre Dame......sorry.......
2006-09-18 04:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by fingers 69 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Bush
2006-09-18 04:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately I only tell funny ones. I suppose it's a matter of taste and perspective. What one person finds funny will not amuse someone else. Personally I don't find as funny jokes about handicapped people since to those poor souls they will be very offensive.
2006-09-18 04:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woman: Is there a difficulty, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you've been rushing. woman: Oh, I see. Officer: am i able to be sure your license please? woman: i might want to provide it to you yet i don't have one. Officer: don't have one? woman: lost it 4 circumstances for inebriated employing. Officer: I see...am i able to be sure your motorized vehicle registration papers please. woman: i will't try this. Officer: Why not? woman: I stole this automobile. Officer: Stole it? woman: certain, and that i killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? woman: His body elements are in plastic luggage contained in the trunk in case you want to be sure. The Officer looks on the female, slowly backs away to his automobile, and demands again up. interior minutes 5 police vehicles circle the automobile. A senior officer slowly approaches the automobile, clasping his 1/2 drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, might want to you step out of your motorized vehicle please! the female steps out of her motorized vehicle. woman: Is there a difficulty sir? Officer 2: considered one of my officials informed me that you've stolen this automobile and murdered the owner. woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: certain, might want to you please open the trunk of your automobile, please. the female opens the trunk, revealing not something yet an empty trunk. Officer 2: is this your automobile, ma'am? woman: certain, listed the following are the registration papers. the first officer is taken aback. Officer 2: considered one of my officials claims that you do not have a employing license. the female digs into her handbag and pulls out a seize handbag and palms it to the officer. The officer snaps open the seize handbag and examines the license. He looks really wondered. Officer 2: thanks ma'am, considered one of my officials informed me you probably did not have a license, that you stole this automobile, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. woman: Betcha the mendacity ******* informed you i develop into rushing too.
2016-11-27 21:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Aristocrats joke as told by a ventriloquist.
Just abominable.
2006-09-18 06:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one that came out 3 days after STEVE IRWIN died..
Steve was at the pearly gates with st.peter he asks Steve what animal he liked the most Steve said a crocodile st peter said he thought it would be a stingray but not to take it to heart
2006-09-18 05:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this one was never funny. Why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-09-18 05:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar...ouch
2006-09-18 05:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by penwater1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator. Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house "SHE SITS AAAAAAAROUND THE HOUSE" Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road. That would be about it.
2006-09-18 09:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy walks into a bar... ouch.
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2006-09-18 04:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋