Young lady on way home after being in college the past 6 to 7 months....gets about 5-6 miles from home and DPS pulls her over for speeding.....DPS agent" Young lady you were really going fast back there....I suppose you have a good excuse!"....."well I have been away to college for the past 6-7 months and really miss my family and friends....as I got close to home I got a little excited and got to going too fast"........Agent "Oh you go to college...which one?"........girl "Texas A&M".......the Agent steps back a couple of steps ..unzips his pants and whips it out"........she goes " Oh No not another breath analyzer Test!!!"...........what do you think funny?.....did you pass the test??
2006-09-18 04:00:03 · 4 answers · asked by Mickey Mantle 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Longhorn and an Aggie had ranches next to each other.
One day the Longhorn calls the Aggie and says
"I was out checking my coyote traps this morning and I found one of your coyotes.You need to come get him."
The Aggie asks
"Why does it have to be my coyote?"
The Longhorn says
"Because he's already chewed three of his legs off and he still ain't got loose."
2006-09-18 04:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. gif you a 10.
2006-09-18 04:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :p
2006-09-18 04:13:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-09-18 11:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋