If I was alive in Jesus' time, and I had hemmoroids, would he stick his finger in my butt to cure me?
2006-09-18 03:46:26 · 13 answers · asked by FRIEND OF JIBBA 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Stop playing with God!
2006-09-18 03:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by scrumtiousapplelissa 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
No, but the guys in "Hell" would be very "Happy" to accomidate you, and thats where your headed, if you keep "Blasphamying God & Jesus!!" He has this big chalk-board, of all the bad things we do & say, and he's not erasing that one, unless you really repent, and honestly whole-heartedly ask His forgiveness, and I'd worry if I were you, because the bible tells us all, we're not promised tomorrow, and those guys in "Hell" are waiting for that Booty, of yours!! Its either get on your knees, and pray, or get on your knees and practise, cuz your going to be spending alot of time on those knees either way, after you die.. God still loves you, inspite of your evil ways.. He just wants you to repent, however!!! Its heaven or Hell, you have to decide where you want your soul to go!!
2006-09-18 10:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by Hmg♥Brd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He didn't stick His in mine to cure my hemorrhoids and am alive now. So I guess not.
2006-09-18 10:54:18 · answer #3 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't have to do anything. He is the Son of God, and if you believe in Him, He will just say the word and you would be cured.
2006-09-18 10:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by ginger13 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nope, he would have use he's other finger,, everyone knows that!
St-Peters wrote about that cure, preachers use the trick,, even on young kids as a prevention measure?
2006-09-18 10:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by ??Dani??? 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I shouldn't dignify this with an answer, but He had only to speak the word you know.
Remember that he healed a woman with "an issue of blood". Basically, she was having a vaginal hemorrhage.
2006-09-18 10:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Um no he would say "You are cured" and be done with it....if he wanted to cure you. Your faith had to be kinda strong to get a cure.
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shadowgirl
2006-09-18 10:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. T, formerly known as Shadow. 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He just might do that for you. or do u want 3 fingers?
2006-09-18 10:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Loveforsaken 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
He might but you would have to remove your head first.
2006-09-18 10:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Only if you were willing to turn the other cheek.
Go in Christ,
Bill
2006-09-18 10:47:26 · answer #10 · answered by Billy! 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋