A rich man in his 60s became impotent, the little friend of his went into a permanent sleep, He tried all medicines, nothing worked. The young model he recently married wasn't happy at all, his life seemed worthless.
Upon reading an add he flew to a speciality clinic in Africa, paid Rand40'000, and replaced his wrinkly thing with a young handsome Zulu monster. He flew back home and the Life was like in heaven.
He was talking to a friend about it in a bar. The friend decided 2 change his too and flied to the same clinic in, but started making a deal. "Look, 40'000 is a total rip off. I won't pay more than 20000R for a replacement part. No way!"
The Surgeon agreed and replaced his. He was really happy to have saved 50% and returned. After a few weeks, his friend asked "So how is love life"
He said "It has become worse! doesn't get up at all"
The friend worried, sympathized with him, took him to the men’s room and said, "Show me". He did."Oh Sh*t, how can it work? this was mine wonce"
2006-09-18 03:15:53 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool! worth 10 points if I could award you. now that i cant, why dont you give me the 10 points?
2006-09-18 03:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good with a subtle ending. Reminds me of a similar guy who went for a willy transplant. When he got there they had none in stock but was offered instead a baby elephant trunk as a sizeable substitute which he accepted. A week later he rang the surgery.
"That transplant you did for me, I've got a complaint." He said
"Why, what's wrong with it?" Asked the surgeon.
"Well." He replied, "As a Willy I can't fault it, the wife's well satisfied. The trouble is that every time I go into the grocer's shop it keeps bursting through my trousers and grabbing a banana!"
"Well, that's not so bad." Laughed the surgeon.
"Oh you think so." Retorted the guy, "You should see where it's stuffing them!"
2006-09-18 04:25:07 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still brought a smile to me! Rating? How about a 7!
http://www.willyblues.com/
2006-09-18 03:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally lame
2006-09-18 03:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by GreenHornet 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lame it is but theres a lesson to be learn here...
never bargain to your happiness...
remember it will always be the MAN behind every machine.
2006-09-18 03:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7out of 10.
2006-09-18 03:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by thomas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i rate it a 8,, dont what the men are going to rate it,, but heck it was funny
2006-09-18 03:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by blwatson41 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!!!!
2006-09-18 03:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by jb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get what you pay for I guess. LOL
2006-09-18 04:16:58 · answer #9 · answered by S G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. That cracked me up. lol.
2006-09-18 03:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋