For me it's finding a hair in food. I would rather die than seeing a hair in my food!
2006-09-18 02:58:33 · 13 answers · asked by blackjaguar1979 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Sudden attack of loose bowels in the middle of my meal with dire consequences.
The wine steward belches loudly while telling you what the best wines are.
My drunken dinner partner collapses on the table with her head in her diner plate.
Queen Lativa decides that all of the sudden I am her long lost friend right in the middle of the main course.
Jerrolds's dog pees on my leg and shoe under the table.
Something is swimming in my soup bowl.
An icky, green thing crawls out from under my salad.
The fat lady at the table next to ours begins to vomit just as I take the first bite of my meal.
I am eating my meal while watching TV. On the television screen they begin showing the destruction of the Twin Towers and the dismembered bodies for the fourty humteenth time.
While eating a lovely supper with my partner, I tell her some witty little story that makes her laugh so hard she bends over double dipping her babooskas into the hot Potatoe Soup.
2006-09-18 03:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by zahbudar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could actually get to the end of your meal and the waiter will run over and tell you....
"Sir or Madam, the meal you just ate was not yours. My God.... oh please forgive me but it contained ExLax" and right at that point in time you start having massive gas then uncontrolable runs like nobody's business...... right in front of everybody!!! YUCK!!!
or, the old tablemate's food flying across the table as they're talking and some part of it actually hitting your lip/face as you're engrossed in what they're saying..... now, that's disgusting!!!
2006-09-18 10:08:35 · answer #2 · answered by c0171♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was preg with my first child, my hubby and I went to a Mexican place to eat and the second bite of my chicken taco, was a roach! I threw up all over the table...we told everyone as we were walking out the door...people were leaving by the handfuls....it was so terrible...so needless to say I have never at there or a taco since....yuck!
2006-09-18 10:06:37 · answer #3 · answered by baseballmommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing someone who talks while there is food in their mouth. Someone coughing near by and not covering their mouth.. same with sneezing, cover your nose too! But I used to work in a restaurant, and knowing what happens in the kitchen, well to put it short and sweet, eating out at certain eateries... has NEVER been the same! :)
2006-09-18 10:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In January 1992, while at a formal dinner in Japan, Bush became ill, vomiting on the Prime Minister of Japan......Better the Prime Minister than me!!!!
2006-09-18 10:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by cherokeeflyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having the server sneeze or cough on my food while they are carrying it to the table. If I found a lugi, I would hurl all over the place.
2006-09-18 10:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 60+ man came to join your table, putting up one leg on the stool and started scratching it "the skin already disfigured", oh no! that was my table that he was joining.
2006-09-18 10:30:58 · answer #7 · answered by 1953 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bug or worm. Honestly as a hairstylist, hair doesn't bother me. I get covered with it.
2006-09-18 10:06:07 · answer #8 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're dining outdoors and a bird flies overhead and drops a bomb onto your plate. Now THAT is crude.
2006-09-18 10:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by Bunny Lebowski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say a roach or some bug crawling out of my plate....Hair or anything of that nature, that will make me barf!!!
2006-09-18 10:00:32 · answer #10 · answered by Beautiful Me! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋