This teenage girl wanted to see Santa so she stayed up on Christmas Eve.
At about 12:00 a.m. Santa came down her chimney and she said to him in a little voice
"Santa will you stay with me?"
And Santa said" HO HO HO gotta go, gotta go, gotta give other children presents you know!"
So she took off her robe and she said
"Santa will you stay with me now?
And he said "HO HO HO gotta go gotta go gotta give other children presents you know!"
So she took off her bra and said
" Santa will you stay with me now?"
And he said again "HO HO HO gotta go, gotta go, gotta give other children presents you know!"
So she took off her panties & was completely naked & said in a sexy voice
"Santa will you stay with me now?"
Santa said
"Hey hey, hey gotta stay, gotta stay can't go up the chimney with my pecker this way!"
2006-09-18 02:34:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha nuaghty
2006-09-18 03:01:49 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Christmas
2006-09-18 09:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
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2006-09-21 11:15:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Church Lady (old Saturday Night Live skit) says," What do you get if you rearrange the letters in Santa? Satan!"
2006-09-18 10:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty Santa. What would Mrs. Claus say?
2006-09-18 09:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where can i find such a teenage girl? gotta number?
2006-09-18 10:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have not waited so long
2006-09-18 11:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋