A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that... "
2006-09-18 02:31:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, that's a good one! havent heard it before... ohhh, (tear)
i like
2006-09-18 02:39:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
be carefull what u say with ur wife-a thought in time saves 9 stiches in kind- its a take off of a stich in time saves 9 (getten em undone)
and about the goats-you aske me that question--they released a goat at the new year-and sacrificed the lamb-the goat represents sin and the world -
2006-09-18 13:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ,,,
A husband and wife team are playing for their golf club's team championship. The match comes down to a very short putt on the 18th hole. The wife must make the putt to win the hole and the match, if she misses they lose the championship. She putts and misses. On the way home the husband says, "How could you possibly miss such a short putt, it wasn't much longer than my willie." The wife says, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"
girl kicker
2006-09-18 09:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! I really enjoy playing golf with my wife,she relaxes me and I shoot my lowest scores!
2006-09-18 09:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha some time words can b very painfull
2006-09-18 09:57:31 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor man!!!! funny joke,though
2006-09-18 09:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by zed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny, really funny. rated 8-star!
2006-09-18 10:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke.. ha ha ha..
*still laughing*
good one!
2006-09-18 09:34:43 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
lovely
good
funny
wow
ha ha ha
2006-09-18 09:51:39 · answer #9 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
words can hurt. or get you hurt.
2006-09-18 09:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋