Enoch has just been crowned lord mayor of dudley, so to comemorate this he takes his best mate aylie to spain for the week..
1st night they pull a couple of scottish birds and take em back to their tent, (cant afford anything else).
Anyway aylie's gettin down to a bit of bump and grind, she's lovin it, aylie finishes lights a *** , no problem.........he can hear enoch groaning an moaning in the next tent , for what seems like an age , all of a sudden enochs bird popps her head over his shoulder and says......."enoch lad, are u Impotent..?, to which enoch replies....." Cause I'm Impotant love, im the lord mayor of dudley...........!
2006-09-18 02:16:18 · 6 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
only funny if you know the accent. Which is lucky cos I do. So it is funny.
2006-09-18 02:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mashi ...
One morning, after spending the night with their wives, an Englishman, Spanishman and an Frenchman came downstairs to have breakfast at a hotel.
While they were all sitting at the table the Spanishman "accidentally" mentioned that he made love to his wife ten times last night. And this morning she fed him paella and rice while he was in his jacuzzi. He also told them his wife had told him he was so good in bed that he should never leave it.
"Well that's nothing, last night I made love to my wife twenty times and this morning she fed me frogs legs and snails after she had given me a massage and strip show. She said I was the best lover she's ever had."
The englishman sat there with a smug look on his face.
"How many times did you make love to your wife last night?" asked the Frenchman.
"Once" said the Englishman, the smug look still on his face.
The spanishman and the frenchman both laughed.
"And what did she say this morning?" asked the spanishman.
To which the englishman replied "Don't Stop."
2006-09-18 02:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny. I live near Dudley!!
2006-09-18 02:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by dm_overton 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow
cute
pretty
good
lovely
ha ha ha
2006-09-18 02:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...what's the question I wonder....
2006-09-18 02:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.......
hi! I'm Alex..
*Dogs Bark
2006-09-18 02:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋