2006-09-18 02:11:18 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was me...it feels better in the dark...ha ha .....JOKE.xx
2006-09-18 02:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The person next to the light switch - the butler told them to do it so he could stab the Major with a bayonet by the fireplace!
2006-09-18 02:14:39 · answer #2 · answered by weatherwax1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lights are still on where i am - perhaps you are temporarily blind.
Or maybe it is some other "lights" you are talking about? Do you feel a little dim-witted today?
2006-09-18 02:15:07 · answer #3 · answered by ~ Cat ~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Supernanny
2006-09-18 02:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by Senorita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who!
2006-09-18 02:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by CATHOLIC PRIEST!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The electricity board
2006-09-18 03:06:02 · answer #6 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrsnapalm did but now that the lights are off can we can do nasty things together ;)
2006-09-18 02:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by arl21amber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did ...
One morning, after spending the night with their wives, an Englishman, Spanishman and an Frenchman came downstairs to have breakfast at a hotel.
While they were all sitting at the table the Spanishman "accidentally" mentioned that he made love to his wife ten times last night. And this morning she fed him paella and rice while he was in his jacuzzi. He also told them his wife had told him he was so good in bed that he should never leave it.
"Well that's nothing, last night I made love to my wife twenty times and this morning she fed me frogs legs and snails after she had given me a massage and strip show. She said I was the best lover she's ever had."
The englishman sat there with a smug look on his face.
"How many times did you make love to your wife last night?" asked the Frenchman.
"Once" said the Englishman, the smug look still on his face.
The spanishman and the frenchman both laughed.
"And what did she say this morning?" asked the spanishman.
To which the englishman replied "Don't Stop."
2006-09-18 02:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Probably the last skilled worker leaving the country !!
2006-09-18 08:00:39 · answer #9 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The electricity company that switched off the electric ??
2006-09-18 02:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by barneyboomagoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I'm sorry I thought no one was there!
I think the sun did! He revolved so the moon and stars took place..
2006-09-18 02:28:22 · answer #11 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋