can we get something good if he is?
2006-09-18 02:04:41 · 12 answers · asked by atokboy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He would not be able to walk because his nose would be so long it would knock people down every way he turned. The sad part is that he probable would lie about why his nose is so big and even sadder, some American people would believe him.
2006-09-18 02:44:16 · answer #1 · answered by mrsreadalot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would have a nose that started at the East Coast and goes all the way to the West coast!
2006-09-18 09:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by KIM A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same way pinnochio would look if he is bush!
2006-09-18 09:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by Aakaash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as my pennies ....
A man went into a bar with a pet monkey. While he was having a drink, the monkey started exploring all over the place. "Don't worry about any damage he may do, " the man told the concerned bartender, "I'll pay for any damages."
"What I can't understand ," replied the barkeep, "is why your monkey keeps putting things in his *** before he swallows them."
"Oh, " the monkey's owner replied, "Ever since he swallowed a cue ball, he measures everything."
2006-09-18 09:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
His nose would be as wide as Iraq. oh, yeah. It's called "Operation Iraqui Freedom." OIF. What about "Operation Iraqui Liberty." OIL!
2006-09-18 09:14:21 · answer #5 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's put it this way, the worlds wood demand for years would be satisfied with his nose!
2006-09-18 09:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His nose would be longer then the pipeline he wants to build through Afganistan.
2006-09-18 09:06:18 · answer #7 · answered by a_poor_misguided_soul 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he would have a nose as long as World Trade Centers
2006-09-18 09:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by NicoleDnz 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Who is bush?
2006-09-18 09:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For once, we'd see who's pulling his strings!
2006-09-18 09:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋