A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
2006-09-18 01:51:14 · 14 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wuzz up electric man .. you are askin too much these days ...
nice one ..
here .. pick this one just for you ...
A plane crashes on a desert island and only three men survive.
As the men come to their senses they see another man approching them, as he gets closer he speaks to them,
"There is only one port on this island where you can get a ship to safety" he says, "However, I am a cannibal and i'm hungry so i'm going to make you a deal"...
"I'm going to get my **** out and if all three of your dicks put together are of equal size or bigger then i'll guide you to the port, if they are smaller I will kill you all and eat you".
All three men readily agree thinking there's no possible way they can lose.
As the cannibal gets his **** out, they see it's 20 inches long!
The first man of the three gets his out and it's 10 inches long, feeling confident now, the second man gets his 9 inches out. Finally the third man gets his **** out and although its only 1 inch long the trio still win the bet.
The cannibal keeps his word and leads them to safety. Sometime later on the boat home the first man begins to brag...
"You two are lucky my **** is 10 inches long you know", he says to his companions. They agree and congratulate the man on havin such a long penis.
After a while the second man says, "You two are very lucky my **** is 9 inches long or we would of been eaten by that cannibal back there", once again, his two companions agree.
As the night nears its end they ask the third man his thoughts on the experience, "All I have to say" begins the third man, "is that you two are damn lucky I had an erection"
2006-09-18 02:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Love that Little Johnny!
2006-09-18 08:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is such a humorous kid. Love 'em
What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving.
2006-09-18 08:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Johnny bravo
2006-09-18 11:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by thomas A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock em dead with a cow pie, Johnny!!
Thanks.
2006-09-19 18:28:48 · answer #5 · answered by Woody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude! dat was a really hilarious joke.
2006-09-19 05:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by Firdaus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well its just because the system which they have inside them excrete in this manner
2006-09-18 13:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the story is good ya. claps to you.
2006-09-19 05:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by udayy2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fun, fun, funny.
2006-09-19 10:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by dina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA....that was freaking funny!! ...if u got more of them please send me a shout ...
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I got stuff ud b interested in too .
2006-09-18 08:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by xXx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋