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well...i gave birth to a 10 pound piece of crap this morning after drinking rum and eating corn last night...does that count?

2006-09-18 07:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I saw a special on the history channel about spontanous combustion and I don't remeber Jesus doing that. What verse did you get that from??????????

2006-09-18 08:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First of all no there was noone else but Jesus and it was not spontaneous combustion it is called immaculate conception.

2006-09-18 08:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what are u talking about? jesus wasnt conceived by spontanious combustion... he was conceived by the holy spirit..

2006-09-18 08:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by bec b 1 · 0 0

You are the only person that I know of that came to life out of an oily rag lying beneath the water heater.

2006-09-18 08:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by Preacher 6 · 1 0

mummmm....spontaneous combustion means you burst into flames for no reason......not a miracle birth

2006-09-18 08:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Um, no one was. Paranormal rape, not spontaneous combustion.

2006-09-18 08:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As far as I know there has been no one born in that fashion. However I might suggest you watch your step lest you leave the earth that way.

2006-09-18 08:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0 0

No one has been conceived this way.

2006-09-18 08:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by RB 7 · 0 0

Josh Lucas, because man, that dude is HOT.



















































I'm really sorry bout that. I just...ya know, had to get that off my chest.

2006-09-18 09:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

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