2006-09-18 01:00:42 · 13 answers · asked by Half-Ninja, Half-Labradoodle 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Embassies & Consulates
You have trouble finding hostages? try a democratic rally or convention....better yet, try advertising on these boards,
You know, Rabid Jehadist seeks bleeding heart liberals for ritualistic disembowelment... any volunteers?
PS....Free punch and cake.....
2006-09-18 06:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by Zarathustra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't look for new hostages. I have a very needed companion in a locked box with wheels, the box is only14inches tall and I slide it under the bed between rages. Out of sight, out of mind. A hostage, as you so callously call them, always when you need one.
2006-09-18 08:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by steve b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hostages have to be rounded up ( they don't come easy )
it is hardly worth bringing them, into the embassy in ones?
so they are brought to you, when a waggon to transport them is available .
Picking up hostages is not an enviable job.
;There are many issues to be sorted ;
like ransom money ,
jumpy hostage takers, dripping with weapons !
Hostages ,who don't want to be rescued !
( they have gotten to know and trust their captors )
Often the hostages are moved around
( which makes i the pick up point difficult to locate )
then their are meal breaks and comfort stops . crew sickness, punctures , bad weather ...............
and you wonder why,
Hostages , only arrive in larger flocks... than one !!!!!!!!!
SCHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!
>^,,^<
2006-09-18 08:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
125
2006-09-18 08:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by gsg_33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always keep a spare hostage in the basement,just in case there's a drought!
2006-09-18 08:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You clearly haven't been keeping a good enough eye on your hostages, they've been breeding.
2006-09-18 08:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No one wants to miss out on the fun....and the notoriety
2006-09-18 08:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by Christine H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they have to be rounded up and make sure you get them out safe you don't want another waco
2006-09-19 20:54:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did they all catch the same bus?
2006-09-18 08:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its just like buses isnt it.. thats life
2006-09-18 08:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by missnikid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋