One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex.
"What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said,
"Oh, I use a hole in t he trunk of a tree." Horrified, she! said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the he** did you do that for?"
"Just checking for SQUIRRELS," said Tarzan
2006-09-18 00:54:35 · 14 answers · asked by lisababyg ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do you think?
2006-09-18 00:57:22 · update #1
well, seriously, you made me laugh today atlast . lol that was funny, but dont try this at home .
lol
2006-09-18 00:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by Coolguy_punjabi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww! To put my feelings more aptly, I'll translate them into Welsh -- Ych a fy!
2006-09-18 03:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by hasina_ghani 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is an oldie but a goodie lol
2006-09-18 03:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by poconewyorkwanda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Where did this come from? I LOVE IT. The best I heard today, keep it up.
2006-09-18 01:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! That really hurts!
thnx for the joke! CONGRATULATIONS! You justmaDe me happy! I hope u can make other people happy too.
2006-09-18 00:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke; I really need a laugh this MONDAY morning...THANKS!!
2006-09-18 03:08:43 · answer #6 · answered by chelebug1973 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try aghain
2006-09-18 01:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Squirrels can ruin your day ...
2006-09-18 00:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great, but heard it before. sorry.
2006-09-18 02:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-09-18 02:56:45 · answer #10 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋