A king finds his new barber a replica of himself. Amazed, he asks the barber whether his mother was serving in the palace.
Barber replies: No, your majesty, but my father was serving in the palace.
2006-09-18 00:41:31 · 20 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad but you can give us a better choice something like the following joke :
sing a song of syphlis,
a fanny full of crabs,
4 and 20 black heads,
twice as many scabs,
when the scabs popped open,
heads began to sing,
wasnt that a dirty c**t to stick your penis in
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There once was a woman who really needed sex. Then she went to a sex shop and asked the shopkeeper for the best dildo ever.
The shop keeper went into the back and got out the magic dildo.He explained the you can tell it to do what ever you want it to do, whenever you say "F.u.c.k. me!"
The woman then took it home and tried it out.She got home and said "F.u.c.k. me!"
Then the dildo jumped out of the box and started to **** her! But on the box it did not state how to stop it so the dildo carried on f.u.c.k.i.n.g her!
Then the woman need to ring the police for help.When the cop got to the house, he smashed open the door and saw a dildo f.u.c.k.i.n.g the woman on its own.
He then shouted: "F.u.c.k Me!"
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best regards dear ,,
girl kicker
2006-09-18 01:09:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good keep telling more. This one is for you.
Two freinds middle aged were driving on highway. One of them turns nostalgic after seeing a Green farm. He says to his friend look this is were my first sex took place. Right under this tree only, 30 years ago i was making love with her. Good continue said the friend. During my first sexual intercourse, I had great difficulty in completing. Why was hers so tight asked the friend. No she was Loose but suddenly her mother came there and started staring at us without a blink of her eye. Oh what did she say asked the friend. She said
Baaaa.. aaa. Baaaa,,
2006-09-18 23:38:20 · answer #2 · answered by Loganathan Raja Rajun R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-09-18 06:43:59 · answer #3 · answered by AFOUR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this here is a very hilarious joke. Thanx for the laugh. Have to share it with everuone I know.
2006-09-18 00:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One.
Barber suggests silently, what a mother can do a father can also do.
2006-09-18 03:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by Pankaj C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ,but it would be better if you add some sense to the joke
2006-09-18 02:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it lacks an essential ingredient ... humour.
2006-09-18 00:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a gud one
2006-09-18 00:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-09-18 02:18:13 · answer #9 · answered by Heba A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was AWESOME!!! Very funny!!! It was a REALLY good joke!!! It was Fantastic!!! Put more on here!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
2006-09-18 02:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋