Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient.
"No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once."
"No, I'm sorry, I just can't" he says.
Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!"
"Look," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be f***ing you.
2006-09-17 23:57:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yuck
2006-09-18 00:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very bad doctor! He should be spanked!!! That was AWESOME!!! Very funny!!! It was a REALLY good joke!!! It was Fantastic!!! Put more on here!!!
2006-09-18 03:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Dr Navish will he ever learn?
2006-09-18 00:15:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tht was senseless
try this one
a man and a prost_itute wer havin sex
She asked for 1000 bucks and threatened tht if he does not gives
she will then bite his pen_is (as it was in her mouth)
the man then replied-----giv me 5000000 bucks otherwise i will piss in ur mouth
2006-09-18 00:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
i wasn't laughing at your joke. i was laughing at the fresh prince
sorry that was waaaaaaay too lame
2006-09-18 11:33:50 · answer #5 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty old man.
2006-09-18 00:18:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny. If I could give you 10 points, i would but I cant, so why not give me 10 points?
2006-09-18 00:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yuk? grosse?
what kind of answers are they??
as if u've never done it before..
By the way funny joke lol i had never heard it before..
2006-09-18 01:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by Pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
Thanks for the good laugh!
2006-09-19 19:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-18 00:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by arsani401 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋