A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.
"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!"
On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area forward.
"There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat!"
"That's not your chest!" he roars back.
"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On ourhoneymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family chest....
AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT....IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"
2006-09-17 21:20:01 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha, community chest, hahahahahahaha
2006-09-17 21:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heroes, heroes, husky men of war, Sons of all the heroes, of the war before. We're all heroes up to our ear o's, You ask the questions, We make suggestions, That's what we're heroes for. All good heroes love a good, big fight, Open up the bomb bays, brighten up the night. We earn laurels solving your quarrels, You throw the roses, We punch the noses, That's what we're heroes for. What's a hero do? We're never gonna tell ya Cause we wish we knew. That's why we heroes are so few. We've got a slogan, From Colonel Hogan, And Colonel Hogan's a hero too. Never flinch, boys, never be afraid, Heroes are not born, boys, heroes all are made. Ask not why, boys, never say die, boys, Answer the call, remember we'll all be heroes forever more Wow that's funny!
2016-03-27 06:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi pd, Now thats what i like,someone finally tells a joke that women will enjoy.Very nice,and i really enjoy your joke.Thanks
Clowmy
2006-09-17 22:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I truly enjoyed it, esp the community chest
2006-09-17 21:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by sonisunny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was AWESOME!!! Very funny!!! It was a REALLY good joke!!! It was Fantastic!!! Put more on here!!!
2006-09-18 03:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good One!
2006-09-17 22:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious....Pd thx for the strike.
2006-09-17 23:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-09-18 01:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Pd!!!
2006-09-17 23:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahah............. I could not stop laughing..........I think the husband immediately might have bought a fur coat.............. hahahahahaa....
...Thanks, Pd,,,,,,for this beautiful joke of the day.
2006-09-18 00:53:12 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋