A french, a American and a Mexican are lost in the desert. They haven't got any food in the past 3 days so they maked this deal: they decided that they will take a part off their body so they can have something to eat. The French decided that he will give the breakfast, so he takes off a part of his leg!! The American decided that he will give dinner, so he cuts a part of his a s s , everyone eats. Night comes and everyone is hungry again, it's time for the Mexican to give something to eat. They ask him "what are you going to cut?" The Mexican takes off his pants and the American screams "we having hot dog!!!!" and the Mexican responds " hell no, here's your milk night night!'
2006-09-17 20:49:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nope, not funny.
2006-09-17 20:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million.Why did frosty there snow guy pull down his pants? because he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What causes a 1/2 moon? scholar:once you won't be able to get your denims over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother merely opened uup a keep. Tina: quite? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. it really is all I were given right this moment desire you loved em'
2016-10-16 01:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasnt that funny but the mexican guy did the smartest thing, better than cuttin off a body part...lol
2006-09-18 12:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by Shelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About as funny as a fart in a space suit or a screen door on a submarine.
2006-09-17 22:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by Asher S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-17 22:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was as lame as watching a color blind kid participating in a skittle eating contest
2006-09-17 20:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-17 21:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by Haritha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMAZING!
HEY! WHERE DID MY PAPER GO?
2006-09-18 00:01:10 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋