fairy tale from the bible?
2006-09-17 20:04:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't have a favorite, maybe the part where God is afraid of stepping in dung. Or, no it would have to be.
Malachi 2:3 - Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
Just because i say this to my friends when they piss me off.
This is the fairy tale i most like to tell believers though...just to show them how much a monster their imaginary friend is..
Numbers 31:17 - Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.18:But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
2006-09-17 20:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by AiW 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
From any logical study of the Bible, anyone can find there are no little fairy tales in the Bible. Professors and Scientist have tried to prove time and time time again the Bible to be false; but with no adamant prove. Like otherwise, they keep finding evidence to suggest in fact the Biblical things to be true after all..one-being the flood of Noah's time. I have 3 degree's (History, Religion and Nursing making High Honor's; I am by far NOT stupid!). I will not go down to people's level and put them down for those that call Jesus name's because the Bible IS NOT a fairy tale and will come true. "EVERY MAN SHALL GET HIS JUST REWARD...IN OTHER WORDS....GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU, ALL THAT DENY HIS LOVE"
With that being said, my favorite "passage" of the Bible is when my Jesus died on the cross so that one day I may enter into the gates of Heaven for ever more to leave behind all that deny him. I already know I want get picked for best answer..lol, I don't care; I did least get 2 points. I am satisfied now....awwwww..........
2006-09-18 03:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by sdrose17 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I like your avatar!!! But about the question,there is no fairy tale in the BIBLE.
2006-09-18 04:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by JO T 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
maybe you should examine the bible seriously to see if it's just a big fairy tale(as you call it) or whether it has philosophical and historical evidence to show that it's true. If you don't you're liable to find out that it's true after it's too late.
2006-09-18 03:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by upsman 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Heres a fairy tale I like, All the people who here and reject Christ, will burn! You better hope its a fairy tale.
2006-09-18 03:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by bungyow 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
None because bible stories are so boring, just like the bible.
2006-09-18 03:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by luckyscribe7 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Song of Solomon.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
2006-09-18 03:09:41 · answer #7 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i like the story when sodom and gamorrah were incinerated, then those who escaped inbred daughter with father. such an interesting tale with a sick twist.
The Lioness, he is the hero off of The Crow.
2006-09-18 03:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one where Jesus the fairy God mother c u ms out of the clouds riding a white whore.
2006-09-18 03:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by CJunk 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Wow bungyow...how Christian of you!! I like the part where it says you shouldn't judge other people...Naw actually, I've always enjoyed the part where it says that you are supposed to follow a whole bunch of rules, but implies that as long as you've excepted christ as your savior it doesn't really matter.
2006-09-18 03:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by ~ Sara ~ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋