Three old men are seating in the park talking about age.
"I am 70 years old, and every day at 7 o'clock I wake up with horrible desires to urinate, but there is no way, I spend the whole day to urinate but I can't"
"That's nothing. I'm 80 years, I wake up at 8 o'clock and the first thing that I have to do is s h i t in the bathroom, but nothing happends, I spend the whole day trying to s h i t."
"That's nothing. With my 90 years, I urinates every day at 7 o'clock and s h i t at 8 o'clock; then, at 9 o'clock, I wake up...isn't that ****** up?."
2006-09-17 19:55:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Talking about sh!t...
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.
One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"
The first guy says, "I don't know."
The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know sh!t?"
2006-09-17 20:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 21:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
Funny, Funny, Funny!!
Thanks.
2006-09-17 21:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! He needs to set alarm at 7oclock! Lol
2006-09-17 19:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
I can't wait til I am 90,
2006-09-17 20:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by middleshoes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats really fcuked up! nice one
2006-09-17 23:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY! KEEP ON POSTIN'
THAT WAS SO AMAZING AND HILARIOUS!
2006-09-18 02:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2006-09-17 21:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too bad?
2006-09-17 19:58:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even in jokes, tit for tat..........hahahahaha........
..........dnnyo........this is a reply to your joke.........
2006-09-17 19:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋