No I'm not being blasphemous. I actually think it would be really nice and we could have a good chat.
Plus, if he could turn water into wine, what could he do with parsley?? Ya know?
2006-09-17 19:48:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Now that is the most pious thing I've ever heard in this bloody forum!
Smoke a bong with Jesus!
I love the sound of that!
Have some MJ with JC.
Joints for Jesus!
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
Pass the waterpipe to the Lamb!
2006-09-17 19:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Many years ago, while I smoked, partied, and had a good time; some older woman from a conservative church asked me what I would do if Jesus came up to me and I was smoking. WIthout missing a beat, I told her I would be polite and ask Him if he would like a cold one and a cigarette.
I thought she might faint. And who is to say that Jesus would not talk with a group of us old hippy freaks from back in the late 60's? I agree, it would be cool to have a talk with JC one to one.
2006-09-18 02:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by Frogface53 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL oh yeah man! Jesus could throw a hell of a party. I'm sure we'd have a lot to talk about too!
2006-09-18 02:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by Skippy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know a guy that got high and thought he was jesus that count
It really freaked him out and I don't think de did that again
2006-09-18 03:00:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think so.Back in those they made oil out of mary jane,it was anointing oil for holy
2006-09-18 03:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a catholic. Go wild while you can, as I was once a Catholic.
75% of America's jails are Christian.
less than .2% are atheist.
What does that tell you about your religion?
2006-09-18 02:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dude, I don't think that's what Jesus meant when He referred to the "high priests."
2006-09-18 02:57:52 · answer #7 · answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus never existed so you may have to drop a few 'trips' as well as a few 'cones'
2006-09-18 02:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by CJunk 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, sure. Why not. (I better start havesting that parsley then shouldn't I? hehehe).
2006-09-18 02:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by oh sugar! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hell yeah! *** what the brain drain preacher fukers say. they are all a bunch of proddy bastards that can't spell history or get beyond the stupid K.J. bible
2006-09-18 04:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋