Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock: no problem at all." said the 80-year-old.
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old. "No, I crap every morning at 6:30." the older man responded.
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"
2006-09-17 19:38:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think the nurse who cleans after him has the worst life
Hahaha
2006-09-17 20:36:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 21:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just as i suspect what he'd tell at the end...
newei its worth a one big smile...lol!
thanks for the two pts.
2006-09-17 20:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was AWESOME!!! Very funny!!! It was a REALLY good joke!!! It was Fantastic!!! Put more on here!!!
2006-09-18 03:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!! I can't imagine being his nurse!!! GROSS!!!
2006-09-17 21:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. give you 4/5 stars.
2006-09-17 20:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Pleased to Please 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe and oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-17 19:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! :)
2006-09-18 00:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jumpy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i hope to live that long
2006-09-17 19:46:29 · answer #9 · answered by wanttolpve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i managed to :))
2006-09-17 19:56:39 · answer #10 · answered by christine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋