'we're here for an examination' she said
'ok' said the doctor,'go behind that curtain and take off all your clothes'
'no, not me,' the pretty one said,
'my auntie here!'
'oh, i see,' the doctor said,
'in that case, madam, stick out your tongue'
2006-09-17 19:30:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quite old..
Did you the later one which asks " Whsts the best job in the world?"
Answer " Doctor, because you tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her usband to pay for it"
2006-09-17 20:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by moose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
costly fellow, Your quandry is comprehensible!...the respond lies interior a trick of wit!....previous women have a tendency to get a splash daft and Touched as thier own wits fail them; Eg ~ Batty. From this term we've won the moniker previous Bat, and from THAT we get the Ax "Bats interior the Belfry". proceed with all due haste to the closest Chapel tower and scour the Belfry; you will probable discover her interior the uppermost embrasure of the top, purely under the stormcap. If there are gaps between the stormcap and the crown, she would have stuff'd herself into the canopy! If any storms of important Dyn have swept nevertheless interior the time that has surpassed from her disappearance to now, you're able to to deliver a servant up the rafters to look, for if that belltower has taken a lightning strike, the Rod atop the crown would have carried out the energies into the canopy and cook'd her via and via. Having experianced this form of sight (My fathers mom..he despatched me as much as look...) i will inform you, you haven't any longer have been given any want to verify this form of ingredient. i will make no extra desirable point out of the main malodorous air she will, by making use of then, be exuding.... Make no attempt to do away together with her if this has occured as she will purely pop out in somewhat messy chunks! If she isn't cook'd by making use of lightning, you would be waiting to coax her out or down by making use of telling her that the Queen has asked her presence for extreme Tea and could be commemorated to Pour for her. this would attraction to the womans conceitedness, whether benall she would be, and maximum easily carry her 'around. as quickly as you have her on Terra Firma, have the belfry boarded up and get her abode as quickly as achieveable. while she asks the place the Queen has gotten to, behave as in case you on no account in any respect advised her this form of ingredient. she will excuse herself to her room with a case of Vapours and request bicarbonate for alleviation to hide her embarrassment at understanding her strategies is failing her.
2016-10-01 02:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by marceau 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldiee but funny too
2006-09-17 20:41:41 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SooooooooOld.
2006-09-17 19:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by Timothy Summer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The pervert!!
How rude!!!
2006-09-17 19:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is hilarious lol ♥
2006-09-17 19:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...lol
2006-09-18 08:55:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
^_^ keep it up. thanks for the laugh
2006-09-17 20:23:44 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......old is gold, don't you know... a good one...........
2006-09-17 19:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋