Got any Men bashing jokes?...don't worry, your still loved!?

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Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer:Puppies grow up.

Question:Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....

Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business


Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!

Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Answer 1

Had a good laugh, even being a man.

Thanks.

If the humor is funny, it's funny. You have to be able to laugh at yourself, if you plan on telling jokes about others.

Keep up the good work.

Answer 2

A six foot six, 240 pound football player and a five foot two inch, 120 pound cheerleader had just been married. They were in their honeymoon suite getting undressed, when suddenly the husband after removing his trousers, tossed them at his new bride, and ordered her to put them on. Shocked, she looked at him and said "What's going on?" "Don't argue," he said , "just put them on. I'm trying to make a point." Reluctently, she climbed into his trousers, and holding onto the waistband which came up to her armpits, she said "I look foolish in these. They don't fit, I could never wear them." Exactly" exclaimed her husband, "that's the point I was trying to make sweetheart. You know I love you so much but I just wanted to get our marriage off on the right foot by showing you that I wear the pants in this family." She pondered what had just happened for a few seconds, said "Oh , I see" then whipped off her panties and threw them at her husband, hitting him in the face. "Put these on!" she demanded. He looked at her puzzled, then said "don't be ridiculous, this is silly." "Put 'em on!" again she yelled. Seeing how upset his wife was becoming, he thought he'd better humor her, so he stepped into the panties and began to pull them up. He hardly got them past his huge calves when they began to rip. "See, I told you I couldn't get into your panties." he said smuggly. "Yes, and that's the point I am trying to make" she said, "and if you don't change your attitude in a hurry, you're never going to get into them."

Answer 3

it seems u met a tregedy with some male partner and showing ur anger to the whole world.
right ?

Answer 4

yeah quite funny those...heres one or two for the men. why do women wear make-up and perfume? cos they're ugly and they stink.....what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nothing,you've told her twice alresdy.

Answer 5

to mr want... shut the hell up and learn your rules man!!!

Answer 6

lol

Answer 7

i love them! thanks! :)