Can anyone tell me their weirdest, most psychotic dream ever?

Question

Tell me in detail. Some of mine were crazy forms of Tom and Jerry running through a maze (2D dream), but for some odd reason, it scared the S**t out of me (they looked soo weird, and a spoonfull of mace (nutmeg) before bed gave me unexplainable, unrealistic dreams.

Answer 1

i dunno if thys is what u want n youll probally say im lying, since i was 5 i had this dream that this man was chaseing me ( he was missing part of his nose )n the only way i would escape is when i would go n to a closet and sneak through the trap door and it would take me to the other end of the house. i would always wake up or escape- well me n mah bro were sitting talking one day n the dream came up and i described the house to him and the trap door n the man with the missing nose- or partial nose -w/e- he said i was lying n e way he took me to his girl friends house n when i walked n it was the house from my dream ( similar) and tey had a ttra door in one of the roms thaqt went to the other closet in her bros room, well i ended up tellin my b/f about this come to find out her daddy was missing part of his nose, i never met her father cuz he lived n detroit but its jst weird how i saw the house since i was 5 and then turn 21 and see its a for real house n the man n my dreams may or may not b a for real man, kinda crqazy, but n e way i dont even go over there n e more - i refuse to go n that house again cuz i think he will start chaseing m n try to kill me - lawd thats it

Answer 2

I had a room mate who told me about this recurring dream he had that used to scare the pizz outta him.

He's standing on a beach and the water is full of people splashing and having a great time. They all keep waving to him and yelling for him to come in. He dives in and swims under water for a while just enjoying the feel of the water. When he comes to the surface, he looks around and there's nobody in the water! He looks toward the beach and all the people are screaming at him to GTF out because theres a shark right behind him, but He can't move he's frozen with fear and just when he feels something touch his back he wakes up. He says he has that dream about four times a year and has never been able to figure out what triggers it

Answer 3

I don't normally give away dreams for free :) and I probably can't remember them that well anyway because I block them out when they're really bad.

I had a dream once that I was going to the river with my father, as we used to do often in my childhood. He had to leave for a moment, and I was left on the dock. I tried to get in the boat by myself, and as some dreams do this, the boat became a bathtub. This bathtub was then magically filled with hundreds of roaches and they were crawling all over me.
I simply stepped out of the "floating tub", calmly, and picked it up. I emptied out the massive pile of roaches into the river, and then climbed back into the bathtub.
When my father returned, there were no bugs in the boat/bathtub, and I was smiling like nothing had ever happened.

I woke up the next morning quite unnerved.

Answer 4

My weirdest dream (freaked me out - seriously) -

My sister called me into her room - she was laying in bed w/ her husband. And I saw her penis - that's right, in my dream, my sister had a penis. And the worst part? It was covered with... shall we say... "fecal matter." Her husband was curled up on the corner of the bed and, well, I could assume what had just happened. She kept talking to me about something - and I tried not to look... but... I mean, that's just too bizarre not to look.

Easily the strangest dream I've ever had, and I hope I never have it again.

Answer 5

I had a dream that I went to my work(a restaurant) and went through the back door(which is not allowed)
All the employees and customers were pale and chanting kill kill kill with blood on their aprons. Some were holding knifes. One of my managers who is a skinny tall girl was holding my head under water in the sink. After she let go I realized that the employees were feeding the customers to something in the private party room. I went out side to look through the window and blood and body parts hit the glass. I saw my General Manager chained. He was covered in blood. I ran back in the building to go help him. When I got to the private party room doors and looked in my friend tried to pull me back. Then I realized that my GM was the hairy monster who was eating the customers. I ran out of the building and down the street. When I looked back over my shoulder all the people who were at the store were chasing me and I had to keep running. Then I had to dodge cars and jump the dark blue parts of the sidewalk because I ''knew" it was a trap. I turned a corner to go down my street and was surrounded. Then I woke up...

Answer 6

King Kong was nearing my town and was going to crush everyone, then he turned into Godzilla and I ran him down into the park and killed him, but when I went to look for my son, he had crushed my house and my son had died.

One dream I had to fight the devil for my son's soul who was in a deep dark pit. It was soo scary!

Answer 7

I was in an airplane, getting ready to parachute out. I jumped, but my parachute wouldn't open, and my best friend (who wasn't in the plane with me), was next to me falling and she laughed at me because my chute wouldn't open. Then she took mine off from me and then it opened. I woke up before I hit the ground.

Answer 8

ive had lots of WTF dreams ,ive dremt that i was balling my girl friend and gremlins started climbing out of her @ss,
i dreamt that i died and woopie goldberg was god and she determined that i must spend eternity with my pud haning from my fore head (because when i was 8 i told my grand father that chickens did nort wear skivie cause their Pe ker is on their head)

and last night i dreamt that i made a home made ravioli stufed with crab and blue cheese in a white sauce ........woke me out of a dead sleep thiking Wow thats ***** briliant ,also woke up hungry

whe i waz a children i used to dream that the boogie mofo wanted to eat my feet ,still cant sleep unles their covered

Answer 9

I dreampt that I killed two women that i know are already dead...One can only speculate what that was all about..but i think it was a result of not taking antihistimines ???

Answer 10

My mother was trying to kill us kids. Its too scary to relive it. I am still getting over it. I was a kid when I dreamed it.