2006-09-17 18:40:37 · 6 answers · asked by sassiest_princess 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh yeah.
My sister and I were telling my boyfriend about a ghost being in our house. We were in the living room.
My sister got up and went to the bathroom. While she was in there, my BF said he TOO had to go.
The phone wrang and it was for HIM.
After my sister came out, she left.
I took this oportunity to quickly go hide inside the laundry hamper, that was built inside the bathroom into the bathroom wall, with a swing door.
I was going to jump out just as my BF was in the middle of peeing and scare the crap out of him for fun.
Well, I waited and sure enough, he comes in and starts peeing.
I jump out and he screams like a little girl.
He zipped up his jeans so fast, he caught his willy in his zipper.
He was in pain. POOR GUY! I was mortified and felt terrible about what I had done but not as mortified as when I heard a gasp come from behind me.
It was my MOTHER!......She came home and saw me on my knees with my face in his crotch and my hands on his willy. I was trying to help him get free.
To say the least, that was not what SHE THOUGHT I was doing.
That looked really bad.
We were only teenagers and she grounded me for a week.
I thought I would NEVER hear the end of the sex talks.
OH GOD. I still can't believe it. Why me?
2006-09-17 19:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My brother and I were always playing practical jokes on each other, One day I thought I would nail his trainers to the floor, he always had them just so at the side of his bed, every morning he would get ready for school then on went his trainers, course when he tried to walk he fell flat on his face and got a carpet burn on it, I was in hysterics. I was more hysterical the next day, the bugger had put pepper in my Knickers !!! He said "how do you like that for a burn" ?. x
2006-09-17 23:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 09:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by sameeruddin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i tried to foo my buddy by having a toffee and putting a stone into the wrapper.
He gave me another one in exchange, a bigger one.
TIT FOR TAT....... he was LOL.....
2006-09-17 18:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the only one wins...lol
2006-09-17 18:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it hasn't. Thanx
2006-09-17 21:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋