A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely."
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cork back
2006-09-17 18:40:35 · 25 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
2006-09-17 18:41:19 · update #1
Clever LOL
2006-09-17 18:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since we are telling jokes...
Store that sells husbands has just opened in West
Covina, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me! "she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
s olely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
2006-09-17 18:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Dennis Fargo 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Being a Woman you know the answer to this question with out asking it we all know Men are Pis* Artiste's
2006-09-19 10:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by browneyed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely the female,but what a sneaky,devious witch.
2006-09-17 18:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute, very cute. Of course the woman is.
2006-09-17 18:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by cinson1999 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha that is to funny. Yes women are way smarter than men;)
2006-09-17 18:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by chicata25 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not necessary. A foolish person may just seems to be foolish.
2006-09-17 19:10:23 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of Course women have always been the smarter , and stronger sex...
2006-09-17 18:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by *Glowing* *Wings* 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ah yes an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-17 18:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
That woman really had a good head on her shoulders!
2006-09-17 21:55:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋