A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
2006-09-17 18:25:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it!!
2006-09-17 18:28:24 · answer #1 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That guy should have been fired the first day. :)
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
2006-09-18 01:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
Thanks.
No monkeying around there!
2006-09-18 04:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i myself would complain....reason?
they keep on talking to me every seven years,they were so talkative.....hehehe...
2006-09-18 01:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... he complains too much!!! Fire him! Lol
2006-09-18 01:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice â¥
2006-09-18 01:46:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GR8 JOKE!
2006-09-18 01:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-09-18 01:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Love it!!!
2006-09-18 01:28:33 · answer #9 · answered by **ELLE** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just for laughs........na, na,,,,,,,,,,,,,no laugh.........How could I cheer up...
2006-09-18 03:17:43 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋